Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
She was giving you that "I really want to blow you but I have to act professional" look. Guaranteed
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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