i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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