he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
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