Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
You did what with his pubic hair?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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