bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
I just cut my nipple shaving
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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