found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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