yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I just want to make out with him forever
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Randomize
