Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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