you turned your livingroom into a bong?
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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