We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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