it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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