Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I currently don't understand fingers.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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