Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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