nut hugger
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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