you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
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