dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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