You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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