i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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