@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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