Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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