hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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