So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
He called me a "functional alcoholic" like its a bad thing.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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