Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
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