Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
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