Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
only if we run a train.
done.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Ur keys r in ur purse. ur purse is on the couch. ur cigs r on ur front seat. u drank all ur wine. mollie took ur jkt bc u cockblocked her. and in case anyone asks, the saints won 31-17.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
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