The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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