Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
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