i just had sex bonerless
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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