I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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