Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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