its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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