When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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