Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
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