I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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