tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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