Got a toothbrush?
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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