There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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