How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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