my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
They only remember me when they're drunk...I'm like a suppressed memory.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
I took a vibrator for a weekend with my parents instead of a boyfriend. I obviously have my life together.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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