thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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