What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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