At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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