theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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