New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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