I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
Randomize
