the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Some drunk guy thought my knee scooter was the sexiest thing he's ever seen. He then proceeded to ask me about duck hunting and decoys...
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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