I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Holy sore nipples Batman
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
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