I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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