yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
of course. lets lasso hookers.
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
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