Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Randomize
